The first ever Commoners' exclusive merchandise is this glorious celebration of the weirdness of an Unplugged Commons! The text of the receipt reads: UNPLUGGED COMMONS FIND YOUR TABLE. FIND YOUR PEOPLE. -------------------------------- TABLE 4 TUE 6:15 PM SERVED BY: JR. & TIFF -------------------------------- 1 QUACKS OF QUEDLINBURG + ONE MORE PULL 1 FROMAGE + ROTATED, AGGRESSIVELY 1 PAYBACK + GRUDGE HELD 1 FLIP 7 + BUSTED ON THREE 1 THUNDER ROAD: VENDETTA + CAR LOST 1 STACK O CATS + TOWER DOWN 1 RULES TEACH (INCORRECT) 8 MIN 1 ARGUE OVER RULE 12 MIN 1 RE-TEACH, TURN 3 5 MIN 1 BLUE, NON-NEGOTIABLE 0.00 1 GREEN, ALSO NON-NEGOT. 0.00 1 "WE'LL SQUEEZE YOU IN" 0.00 3 NEW FRIEND 0.00 -------------------------------- SUBTOTAL YOUR WHOLE EVENING TIP LOAD BAGS TOTAL $0.00 -------------------------------- VENUE CLOSED 47 MIN AGO RETAIN FOR YOUR RECORDS